i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:
how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee
I am anal retentive enough (see what I did there) to point out that when you’re having sex you can make sure that there isn’t any of the above things in said orifices
In the spirit of being as COMPLETELY accurate as possible, here’s what ACTUALLY comes out of a vagina…
1. Blood mixed with large chunks of uterine tissue and often fertilized or unfertilized eggs (also known as a menstrual cycle, and contrary to what you seem to think, is sterile)
2. Amniotic fluid (which is usually sterile until it meets air).
5. Occasionally, meconium also comes out during the birthing process (Meconium is an infants first bowel movement, and happens during late term labor (after 40 weeks)).
6. Female ejaculate
7. Mucus (It’s a mucus membrane much like the throat and nose.)
Urine does NOT come out of the vagina. Urine comes out of the urethra, a small hole just NORTH of the vagina, and usually travels along the clit prior to hitting the toilet. Sometimes, blood and bladder stones also come out of the urethra. Urine is also sterile until it leaves the body.
A person thinking that anal sex is gross because shit is none of anyone’s fucking business outside of theirs and their partners, and is often a learned behavior from their parents (mine of which liked the phrase ‘it’s an exit, not an entrance’). So really, throwing a fit and talking about how gross a vagina is compared to an asshole is about as intelligent as telling someone that they SHOULD like steak and broccoli. If it’s not to someone’s taste, it’s not to their taste. And frankly, anyone who says otherwise is an asshole themselves.
Also, things that come out of an anus:
1: Bowel excretions of varying degrees of ‘solid’.
So really, if you’re going to talk about what goes out of what hole, please, for the sake of accuracy, check your facts. This is just the stuff that comes out (never mind the bacteria that lives in the various orifices). Having grown up with a vagina, I’m fairly comfortable with mine, and the ONLY thing that squicks me about my cycle is FEELING the combination of blood and tissue sliding out of my vagina and then getting COLD on the pad that’s stuffed into my underwear.
You’re allowed to think what you wish about anal sex. But goddammit, check your facts.
Eggs don’t come out during a period. They develop into something called a yellow body and if not fertilised they turn into a white body before that breaks apart and leaves a tiny little scar on your ovary (unless you have poly-cystic ovaries which is a whole other thing).
I also don’t see how anyone gets piss on their clit unless they are peeing upside down, but whatever >.>
Also if you ever have vaginal thrush (yeast infection for non-Brits) that also involves some other things.